EVEN WORSE

So When I blogged the other day about having to pull a foreign object out of dear Cletus' but I had no idea that things could get worse. I don't know if I have ever mentioned this but we have what I term DEMON dogs. I love them to death (which helps me to realize that I will be able to love any horrible children that the lord might send to Brian and I that are just like we were when we were kids) Any hoo, our dogs have pretty much destroyed anything of worth in our home. I might take a picture of our carpet so everyone can understand what I am talking about. i truly understand what my mom used mean when she used to exclaim "WE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE" but that isn't the real story. So When I left for work Wednesday morning I was in a hurry again because I didn't go to the gym and I got up late and I forgot to put the kitchen garbage up on the counter so the dogs wouldn't get it while we were at work. I guess when Brian got home they had made a HUGE mess. It was cleaned up when I got home so I didn't think much about it until last night. Again, Cletus was running around the house playing and he had something hanging from his bottom. This time BRian pulled a completely intact paper towel from his rectum! It was beyond disgusting, the best part is that about a half an hour later I had to do the same thing. Seriously, DISGUSTING! Apparently he and Daisie had decided to eat all of the paper towels that were in the garbage because later when we put them to bed I found a huge pile of them that Daisie had thrown up in the kennel. So here is what I say "Whenever you are ready Lord send the children because they cannot be WORSE!"