Thursday, September 25, 2008
I AM READY
Oh, I thought of another funny thing that happened to me this week. I have been really dizzy and nauseous the last week (NO I AM NOT PREGNANT). I was getting ready to leave for work yesterday and my dog Cletus comes bursting through the doggy door and he is whining because he couldn't sit down. So, being the wonderful doggy mom that I am I started checking out his butt and he had something hanging half way in and half way out of his doggy butt. I went and got a paper towel and started pulling some sort of foreign obeject out of his behind. There was SHI* everywhere and I spent the next 10 minutes cleaning it up and gagging the whole time. I am pretty sure I am ready for mother hood whenever the opportunity knocks!
3 comments:
Yep, your getting ready. Now you have to learn not to gag. ha haa.
What the heck was in his butt? How'd it get there? Don't ask don't tell rule? lol
All I know is that I do not ever want to pull anything out of my kids' bums (Mishka included)!
In other words...you are more than ready!
If you will willing pull random objects out of a dog's behind you are beyond ready. That never happens in motherhood! (At least not my world of motherhood, thankgoodness!)
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